Eric Bischoff recently made some more comments about Jim Cornette, despite Cornette not responding to Bischoff’s initial remarks…
“Jim needs psychological help. I know it must be tough getting up in the morning and looking at yourself in the mirror and realizing you look like 240 pounds of sausage stuffed in a 12 ounce polyester bag….but Jim needs to move on. The television business passed him by many Big Macs ago.”
“Kevin, threatening to kill someone, posting confidential corporate information, and posting terroristic threats doesn’t make you a “genius” any more than criticizing the efforts/success of others when they realize that you have nothing to offer. Jim is a washed up, has been IWC icon to the 5% of the people that makes up a television audience.”
Eric Bischoff
Bischoff really looks like a dickhead here, because a) Cornette did not respond to Bischoff’s first shots, so another round of insults from Eric can be seen as bullying, b) Bischoff took the low road here, attacking Cornette’s weight and appearance, neither of which had anything to do with the initial argument, and c) TNA’s ratings are in the shitter right now, and Bischoff should really spend more of his time focusing on improving the TNA product rather than picking on some guy who has virtually no impact on his company (although, Cornette should also spend more time worrying about ROH instead of throwing out death threats to Vince Russo, but I digress)
This time around, Cornette had a response…
“Eric continues to wound my sensitive feelings–so I feel I must rebut his facebook comments point by point.
It WAS real tough to look at myself in the mirror while working for the same company as Vince Russo, but with that out of my life I believe I am a darn good-looking guy.
I recently went on a low-carb diet, and with the advent of Sprite Zero I’m down to 231 pounds.
Everyone in the world except Easy E knows I don’t eat Big Macs, they’re far inferior to Wendy’s Triple Cheeses.
The only confidential corporate information yet to be revealed about TNA is how much Eric and Hogan soaked Dixie for when they played her, and whether Jason Hervey is getting Eric’s Midget Wrestling title.
Lastly, I never criticized TNA’s efforts or success since there’s no evidence they have ever legitimately made the former or achieved the latter. I think Eric is jealous of the fact that I don’t have to do as he does and continue to work alongside and/or kiss the ass of people who have sued him, blamed him for the death of WCW, or taken him down in a locker room and roughed him up with no rebuttal. That kind of thing can make you bitter, Eric, perhaps counseling could help.
Don’t knock the IWC, E, keep producing programs like Impact and that “5%” will look like the ratings for the moon landing.
Jim Cornette”
Jim Cornette
Burn.
It seems Cornette has taken the lead in this battle of wits.
Tags: Eric Bischoff, Jim Cornette, ROH, TNA, Vince Russo